i want this fucking dog omfg.
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool.
- Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep with you on my chest.
- Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and push you against the wall with your arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
I’m laughing so hard